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12 Facts about Solo Book Club*
(1) Stats: I tweeted 25 times over the course of a 250 page book. (2) Reading a book “publicly” (via twitter) takes much more time, I would estimate at close to 2X for me.  (3) I found myself constantly asking myself, “is this passage worth tweeting” or “should I tell them about this?”  This really changes the reading experience.  Douthat is right: less immersive. (4) But he’s not right for the reason he gives.  I was not very tempted to use my phone for other purposes, because I saw it as ‘integrated’ into my reading, a tool for reading-recording.  I wasn’t even that tempted to navigate away from the relevant page of twitter to, e.g. refresh my feed or check my mentions, bc it was so annoying to find the relevant tweet (to attach the next book-tweet to) again. (5) It is hard to remember to have your phone near you every. single. time. you pick up your book. (6) “The internet is counting on me to read this book!” is in fact a motivating thought, even if…
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What Should You Do When Someone Breaks Your Heart And It Hurts So Much You Want To Die?

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51 Tips For a Successful Life

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How Much Longer Till We Get There?

How Much Longer Till We Get There?
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Are Leaders Altruists?

“Therefore, you will see the land only from a distance; you will not enter the land I am giving to the people of Israel.” (Deuteronomy 32:52)  
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